Warped Celebrities: Digital Graffiti
April 21, 2008 - 9:57 AM : Related Entries - Smoker's Stuff
If you wish to see a little more of your favorite celebrity than what the silver screen shows you then pop into Bobby Boggs' place with some cash and watch him change your idols to perfection. All he needs is an assortment of some brilliant image editing tools like Adobe Photoshop and Maya and he can change Einstein into a cuddled up rag picker or Tom Cruise into a downtown 'homie'. I wonder how he will go about with a few of our stars needing boob-jobs, nose-jobs or other artificial enhancements. Or maybe he just modifies images for the good.


This can make a pretty good gift for your dad if he was a soldier during the First World War. It looks pretty much like the brilliant vintage artifacts that defined life in the early 1900s. The lighter has a well polished brass body and a great finish. The method of use is pretty interesting too and is shown in the video demonstration after the jump. It seems to be a replica of the lighter used by French troops during the war. Old daddy is sure to bless us for something like this. And hey, it doesn’t really cost too much. So you can get it in for a seminar on the war in college or something of the sort. Just make sure that lighters are allowed in there.

For all those suffering from the typical I-hate-smokers syndrome, here’s some respite. The USB ashtray is helpful for all of you who have friends popping over and littering your house with cigarette buds. It dutifully disposes the buds off without leaving much of a mess. And what’s more is that it reduces the nuisance of smoke for the passive smoker. The USB ashtray has an intake valve for smoke where you can place your cigarette after a drag. The valve transfers the smoke to a charcoal filter that delivers air which is far less toxic and almost pure. The filter can be powered with USB or even four AA batteries can be used to power it up.
For all the smart ones out there, here’s a great recluse to your rescue. If owning a book was ever a taboo in front of your pals who are nothing but a bunch of jobless fags who keep sniggering at the site of you reading your book. Now you can boldly march up to them holding a cigarette pack in your hand, ignoring all the teachings of the harmful effects of smoking that you ever learnt, open the pack and unleash the ridiculously reduced version of your favorite books. Don’t snarl at me since I didn’t make these, nor do I condemn them. In fact they seem pretty cool reputation boosters for most nerds. Its all up to you whether to love them or hate them.
I really liked this find. It’s basically a cigarette lighter but what’s amazing about it is that it is the exact same shape and size of a real cigarette, plus, the makers have put in a little effort to make it look like a real one. 12 grams isn’t much of a weight to carry. However, it can help you distinguish this one from your real cigarette. It is possible to refill the lighter with standard lighter fluid by using the valve in the base of the lighter. Surely, this is among those smoking toys that can leave your chums staring at what looked like a miracle before they realize their folly.
The kinds of means that people have adopted to draw their vices from have often been subject to malice, disgust, beauty and wonder. From LED illuminated bottles to mermaids oozing out vodka from – (rather unsaid). Something similar makes up this cigarette providing machine called the Smoking Elephant Cigarette Dispenser. The cigarettes are pretty well received from the hind side of the elephant (may sound unhygienic, but the excreta is missing in this case so it’s pretty safe). One has to simply pull down the trunk of the elephant and you receive a new cigarette. Take it as a reward. The back of the elephant mounts an ashtray.

This year for your New Year’s resolution, get yourself the Nicostopper to help you quit smoking. The Nicostopper, by Fagor, is an electronic cigarette case that regulates your tobacco consumption. It helps you gradually increase the time between each smoke, blocking your access to the cigarettes for a specified time frame. Holding 10 of your favorite ciggies, it flashes a self-help message every time you indulge in one.







